Would you still love me, even after the vows are said..?

Her pov on our anniversary

Ugh, This already belongs to somebody; I wish she’d take it off my hand..
It’s tiring carrying all this loyal d**k around all day.

If it ain’t you, if I ain’t got you; I’ll stay alone..

Guess that Pokémon??

Same pic different angle..

Rip me out the plastic I’ve been acting brand new