Striptease

“Some people think that the physical things define why I love you”

Would you still love me, even after the vows are said..?

Her pov on our anniversary

Ugh, This already belongs to somebody; I wish she’d take it off my hand..
It’s tiring carrying all this loyal d**k around all day.

If it ain’t you, if I ain’t got you; I’ll stay alone..

Shaft

5secs won’t change anything, see what 10 can do..

This ones for my lady..

Guess that Pokémon??